T-Rex: Batman, who was the world's best bat-themed fight detective, was on another case.
T-Rex: And this one had nothing to do with bats!
T-Rex: It honestly had nothing to do with Gotham City either. It was a purse-snatching in a small town in Europe, but some kid had emailed Batman about it, and what was he going to do - sit around and NOT solve crimes?
T-Rex: No. Batman was gonna FLY to EUROPE to SOLVE some FRIGGIN' CRIMES.
Utahraptor: That's him all right!
T-Rex: So Batman got there and solved the crime and everyone in Europe was like "you know, if you want to solve more crimes, we got a bunch of 'em here, and significantly fewer of our criminals dress up as 'clowns', 'plants', or 'two guys'."
Utahraptor: What did Batman do?
T-Rex: Batman solved crimes on BOTH continents which sounds hard but he made it work because he's Batman.
Off panel: Huh. You ever worry that your Batman stories are too predictable?
T-Rex: JUSTICE DOESN'T
