T-Rex: I look back at pictures of me and I was beautiful! I was a beautiful person.
T-Rex: But I didn't know it!!
T-Rex: I was never super happy with how I looked! But given that I was an objective cutie-pie, it only makes sense that I'm a stone-cold fox CURRENTLY, too, only I still can't see it. That's for future me to notice! The conclusion is inescapable: to myself I am a SECRET yet MONOTONICALLY-INCREASING babe over time!
Utahraptor: Or maybe future you just has lower standards.
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR!!
T-Rex: I came up with a FULLY LOGICAL syllogism to BODY CONFIDENCE, and you obliterated it with a single criticism!
T-Rex: Damn, man!
T-Rex: I gotta go lie down!!
Narrator: LATER, IN BED (THIS IS VIEWED FROM ABOVE, T-REX IS LYING ON HIS EXPANSIVE WHITE SHEETS):
T-Rex: Haha, damn, my bed really is enormous
