T-Rex: In the 1800s there was a big trend of people being real afraid of getting buried alive!
T-Rex: So much so that people starting inventing SAFETY COFFINS.
T-Rex: Safety coffins were designed with little above-ground bells connected to the interior which the ALLEGEDLY deceased could ring, or little flags they could wave, or even feeding tubes. Loved ones were supposed to check on the graves often just to be sure!
Utahraptor: Great! Now I'm afraid of premature burial!
T-Rex: Hah! No need to be, buddy!
T-Rex: It was SUPER rare, and the safety coffins never saved anyone anyway, and besides: now we've invented modern embalming, a 100% fatal process in which blood is replaced by TOXIC PRESERVATIVES!
Utahraptor: Great! Now I'm afraid of premature EMBALMING!!
T-Rex: If your heart's still pushing out blood when they cut you open, I'm pretty sure the embalmer wouldn't say "lol weird" and keep going.
Off panel: Great! Now I'm back to where I was before we started talking!
T-Rex: SUCCESS
