Narrator: GRAMMAR COMICS
T-Rex: I'm jealous of people who know the difference between "jealous" and "envious"!

Off panel: Actually, you're envious of them!
T-Rex: OH MY GOD

Narrator: the end.

Narrator: GRAMMAR COMICS II
Utahraptor: T-Rex, horrible news!
T-Rex: Explain!

Utahraptor: Every day there's less evidence for the less/fewer distinction!
T-Rex: *gasp*
Utahraptor: The whole "countability means fewer" thing is just a made up prescriptivist rule from the 1800s!!
T-Rex: *GASP*

Off panel: But I've recently come to love it so I'm going to keep using it in my own speech, so eventually even descriptivists will have to concede that it's real!
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: THIS IS THE WAY