T-Rex: Every day all of us remember things about our day! But since there's billions of us, these memories are generally not that valuable.
T-Rex: And so we forget them!
T-Rex: BUT: as we age, more and more of us die off, and soon people who actually remember a certain day or event or culture or lifestyle are rare. And suddenly, the memories we DO have are valuable, and people want to hear them!
T-Rex: And THIS is why as an old man I'm going to tell SO MANY "back in my day" stories.
Utahraptor: Oh, me too!
Utahraptor: Only I'm gonna do this bit where the stories are always completely indistinguishable from how things still are, saying things like "we had this thing called "electricity" that lit up our houses!" and it'll NEVER not be funny!
T-Rex: To you.
Off panel: To me. To everyone else it'll be tedious and annoying, but as a senior I HAVE EARNED THAT RIGHT.
T-Rex and off panel: WE CAN'T WAIT TO BE OLD
