T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who had had MANY stories written about him - too many if you asked him - deduced himself a startling conclusion:

T-Rex: He would no longer be interesting!

T-Rex: If Watson wouldn't stop writing down his adventures for publication, then HE would simply stop having adventures. Besides, he'd already deduced enough for ten lifetimes, deducing he'd deduced more before breakfast than most deduced in a month of Sundays! Now he would simply SIT, and read the most BORING words in the dictionary, and snack on PLAIN TOAST.

Utahraptor: What about crime?
T-Rex: What about it??

T-Rex: If society is so at the mercy of ONE detective that it can't function without him, Sherlock deduced, that's not a civilization: that's a FAN CLUB. This was his final deduction, made as he read the definition of the word "dull". His toast was dry, unpalatable, but not in an interesting way.

T-Rex: Watson was like "you could've just asked me to stop, Sherlock, wow dramatic much" and segued into writing picture books about cats for children. Many murders went unsolved, THE END