my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
What are the haps my friends

September 27th, 2021: Honestly I think the odds are non-zero that we'll get to eat plant-based unicorn flesh in our lifetime. Then all we'll need is plant-based chocochops: the chocolate pork chops with the plant-based pork chop bone.

One year ago today: cyborgo linefeed looked at himself in the mirror: his unique combination of both biolife and dot matrix printer, he had to admit, slapped. it slapped so hard, really ruthlessly

– Ryan

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