T-Rex: Nobody warns you about it! It's so dangerous and nobody tells you HOW dangerous it is until you're already doing it!! The whole thing is wild!
Narrator: FREESTYLE RAP COMICS
T-Rex: See, once you start laying down verse to a nice buttery beat, YOU CAN'T STOP. You need to keep spitting lyrics, AND they need to rhyme!
Dromiceiomimus: Those are the basics of freestyling, yes.
T-Rex: But that leaves no time to think! It removes ALL filters and reveals my truest self!!
Utahraptor: Did you freestyle some embarrassing truths?
T-Rex: LITERALLY EXCLUSIVELY, bud!
T-Rex: I got on the mic and before I knew what was happening I was saying things like "I'm here to rhyme, all right all right / Here's the memories I cringe to late at night" God, it was like UNWILLING PUBLIC THERAPY. Freestyle rappers truly are the bravest of us.
Narrator: LATER, AT A SHOW:
T-Rex: He's dropping rhymes about money, but does he have a wealth of INTIMATE EMOTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS? Let's keep the beat going until he's forced to tell us!!
Off panel: Oh no oh crap that sounds bad / Now to tell you all about my dad
