T-Rex: Famously, the Christian Lord's prayer contains the line "Give us this day our daily bread"!
T-Rex: It's famous that it does that!
T-Rex: But that's just what the New Testament says in ENGLISH. Go back to the earliest version we have, Hellenistic Greek, and what it says (partially translated for effect) is "give us this day our EPIOUSIOS bread".
Dromiceiomimus: What does "epiousios" mean?
T-Rex: NOBODY KNOWS.
T-Rex: It's a hapax legomenon - a word that's only found in a single extant document!
Utahraptor: Oh snap!
T-Rex: So while it's been GUESSED at to mean "daily", it could mean LITERALLY ANYTHING, and nobody can prove you wrong. It's history's most important open Christian adjective!
Utahraptor: Pray for any kind of bread you want: nobody can say you're wrong!!
T-Rex: God, gimme this day my... SUPERPOWER-GRANTING-WITH-GOLD-COINS-IN-IT BREAD!!
God: DANG IT
God: I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME
