T-Rex: Once upon a time there were three little pigs. But THESE pigs wanted to build a monument to themselves that would last for eternity!!
T-Rex: The first pig made his monument out of straw!
T-Rex: It rotted in under a year. So the SECOND little pig made his monument out of sticks! It fell over pretty quick. But the THIRD pig made HIS monument out of stone!!
Dromiceiomimus: How long did it last?
T-Rex: It too was lost and gone forever in what, in geologic time, was the blink of an eye.
Utahraptor: Isn't there normally a wolf in this story?
T-Rex: Yes, and there's one here too!
T-Rex: The wolf here is ENTROPY, and it stalks us RELENTLESSLY, dooming us ALL to be forgotten in a still and silent universe, frozen near absolute zero, where no life can ever survive again!!
Utahraptor: Welp, this is a horrible children's story and I will never forgive you for writing it!
T-Rex: Nuh-uh, Utahraptor! On a long enough timeline, the entire universe will forget ALL my embarrassments, shames, AND bloopers!!
T-Rex: Honestly it's a pretty big relief
