Narrator: 1973:
T-Rex: In the future, computers will let us talk to people the world over for free!
T-Rex: And people the world over will be able to talk to you, equally easily!
Dromiceiomimus: Wow, this is going to save me a FORTUNE on stamps. Quick question: does this mean the worst people in the world, AND all their friends, will be able to harass me at any time??
T-Rex: IN THEORY.
Utahraptor: And will strangers also be able to form instant consequence-free anonymous hatemobs??
T-Rex: Again - maybe?
T-Rex: But if that happens, just go for a walk! It's just computer stuff, ya NERDS, and it won't be a REAL problem until computers mediate how we work, live, play, and socialize, AND they're something we carry in our pockets everywhere. That won't be a thing for 40, 50 years, easy!!
T-Rex: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to go make a random Playboy centerfold the standard way to test image software, ensuring it becomes the most reproduced image in computer history.
Off panel: Sounds rad to me!
T-Rex: As previously established, it IS 1973
