T-Rex: This weekend I got to smash things up with a SLEDGEHAMMER! It's like a regular hammer, only bigger, better, and with its "ESSENTIAL HAMMERNESS" dial turned up to 11.
T-Rex: (You guys! This dial normally only goes up to 10!!)
T-Rex: And it made me realize: now that we have it, we should start applying Sledge Technology to other tools! We've been sitting around struggling with regular screwdrivers when we could be making sure things STAY screwed with a colossal SLEDGESCREWDRIVER!!
Utahraptor: The world-ending SLEDGECIRCULARSAW?
T-Rex: Oh heck yes.
T-Rex: But be sure to wear your giant SLEDGEGLOVES when using it, and SLEDGEGOGGLES!
Utahraptor: I just want to feel like a toddler surrounded by mammoth sledgetools.
T-Rex: Same. Hard to feel like I'd have ANY problems if I owned a sledgeaxe.
God: T-REX NORMALLY I'D SAY YOU'RE WRONG BUT "SLEDGE" COMES FROM ANGLO-SAXON "SLÆGAN" WHICH MEANS "STRIKE VIOLENTLY" SO AS LONG AS YOU HIT SOMETHING WITH THESE THEY ALL ACTUALLY KINDA WORK
T-Rex: My friend!
T-Rex: NOT A PROBLEM??
