T-Rex: OH MY GOD WHAT IF I'M THE GUY WITH THE WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING VOICE?? And worse...
T-Rex: ...what if it's not a 1:1 correspondence?!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, with "opposite soulmates", I was assuming that for every person there's someone who is just so, SO irritating to that person. But what if it's not 1:1? What if I'm the opposite soulmate for a huge swath of people?
T-Rex: AND THEN WHAT IF LOTS OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME FOR REASONS I CAN'T CONTROL??
Utahraptor: Congratulations, T-Rex: you have independently invented "popularity"!
T-Rex: No, this is different!
Utahraptor: Not really: you can't force folks to like you. And if they hate you for your voice, well, at least it's for something you are rather than something you're not, right?
T-Rex: I can CHANGE my voice. If someone hated it I'd change it for them!!
Utahraptor: And they say nothing's sexier than confidence.
T-Rex: And *I* say the opposite, which is that if everyone would just give me an itemized list of things they don't like about me, I'd be MORE than willing to adjust myself for them!!
T-Rex: Alas, we'll never know which of the two of us is right
