T-Rex: The world is finally ready for my new story. It's a vampire story!
T-Rex: And the vampires are NOT sexy!
T-Rex: These are vampires who have important things to do and therefore CAN'T smolder all day, nor can they smooch you, NOR can they gaze at you across a crowd like they'd LIKE to smooch you. They're too busy for your dang horniness!
Utahraptor: It feels like a vampire story without sexiness is like a ghost story without spookiness.
T-Rex: THOSE ARE RAD TOO.
T-Rex: Any story is improved by having a ghost in it, even if it's not scary! It just makes things INHERENTLY more interesting. It's the same rule that applies to robots, even if their anti-murder chip never fails during the narrative: this is writing 101 here.
Utahraptor: Interesting.
Off panel: So if I understand you: autobiographies by people who have since died are massively improved by reframing them as just a really self-interested ghost telling you their life story??
T-Rex: OH MY GOD
T-Rex: YES
T-Rex: OH MY GOD YES
