T-Rex: The story of Jack and the Beanstalk goes back pretty far!

Narrator: JACK AND THE BEANSTALK
Narrator: as told in the 18th century
T-Rex: Further!

Narrator: JACK AND THE BEANSTALK
Narrator: as possibly told to Julius Caesar?
T-Rex: FURTHER!!

Narrator: JACK AND THE BEANSTALK
Narrator: as told in the late neolithic?
Utahraptor: Yes!!

Utahraptor: This story goes back before ANY EXTANT CIVILIZATION and was told in PROTO-INDO-EUROPEAN, a language whose name we don't even KNOW and which has been only PARTIALLY RECONSTRUCTED via DEDUCTION!
T-Rex: This is a story with LEGS.

Floating Batman head: t-rex if jack had just worn a batsuit then we could've been talking about ME for 5000 years instead of some murderer kid named "jack".
T-Rex: Duh! I basically talked about that YESTERDAY, Batman!!