T-Rex: One day Marty McFly - a character that I do NOT have the rights to use - bumped into none other than King Kong, who is another character that I don't own but I'm still making him say and do whatever I want!!
T-Rex: "Great Scott!" King Kong said, correctly!
T-Rex: Marty McFly - who was the version of the character from just before the first movie and who, I hasten to remind you, I have not legally acquired any rights to use - replied that he had only heard "Great Scott" used by his friend Doc Brown - another character that society decided that if I write about him it's a crime but I'm still gonna - and inquired if King Kong had met him.
Utahraptor: You're really going in on how illegal your story is, yeah?
T-Rex: It makes me AND my story cooler!
Utahraptor: It's just - literary theft isn't THAT cool a crime. But check it: plagiarism doesn't exist for REAL LIFE, so if you find someone who lived an awesome life and just copy them, nobody can hold you responsible. And then you'll be rad for REAL!
T-Rex: Oh snap! I CAN PLAGIARIZE REALITY AND GET AWAY WITH IT??
Narrator: BUT SOON:
T-Rex: Oh snap! UTAHRAPTOR JUST TRICKED ME INTO READING A BUNCH OF BIOGRAPHIES AND TRYING TO LEARN LESSONS I CAN APPLY TO MY OWN LIFE IN ORDER TO PRACTICE SELF-IMPROVEMENT??
