T-Rex: I once knew a woman named Edna who lived for a very long time.
T-Rex: Too long, in her estimation!
T-Rex: As her old friends died, one by one, she'd tell me that life had lost its verve for her. "I've lived for too long, too long," she'd say, and she'd laugh, but it wasn't a real laugh. With her friends gone, she started filling the days with hobbies she could do alone: watching TV, putting together puzzles, that sort of thing.
T-Rex: But there was one activity that she NEVER took up: reading. That's because my friend Edna... was ILLITERATE.
Utahraptor: What!
T-Rex: Yep! She hadn't read once in her whole life - and as she got older, it became a point of pride: she damn well wasn't about to start now. But when she did finally pass, she had engraved on her tombstone the four letters that summed up her whole existence.
Utahraptor: Which were?
T-Rex: "Here lies Edna: tl;dr"!
Off panel: Oh god, none of this was real you just wanted to show off your weird acronym pun??
T-Rex: SHE LIVED TOO LONG AND DIDN'T READ, I REGRET NOTHING
