T-Rex: How many Batman stories are there? Thousands and thousands! How many people have spent time making Batman stories? Even more! And how many people encountered any of these Batman stories?
T-Rex: MILLIONS!
T-Rex: Perhaps even billions, over the past 80 years. Billions of people have at some point in their lives spent precious time thinking about Batman. And given that our brains are the most advanced cognition machinery in the KNOWN UNIVERSE...
Utahraptor: ...it's fair to say the ultimate purpose of life is ARGUABLY to simulate Batman??
T-Rex: YES!
Utahraptor: Unfortunately, this argument only works if Batman is the most popular thing to think about, but there are other subjects folks obsess over, such as sex, regret, anxiety, etc.
T-Rex: Easy! We just make Batman more popular than regret!!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX HAS INSOMNIA!
T-Rex: Instead of staring at the ceiling and remembering mistakes I made 5 years ago, I'm walking around thinking about Batman!
T-Rex: I'M DOING MY PART!!
