T-Rex: Getting to space is really expensive! You need to move our bodies PLUS the food to keep us alive up into orbit, and that's just to get to the bottom of space.
T-Rex: It goes up for a really long way after that!!
T-Rex: But nevertheless, we've DONE IT. We've travelled to the moon and back, proving that space travel is possible for us. But what if it were... easier? What if we didn't have to worry about food and water? What if we didn't have to worry about moving our bodies up there at all?
Dromiceiomimus: You're talking about sending robots?
T-Rex: No. BETTER. I'm talking about sending... GHOSTS.
Utahraptor: Because ghosts don't weigh anything and don't need food!
T-Rex: PRECISELY.
T-Rex: It took us until the 60s to reach space, because of our mortal bodies and how we can't fly on our own. And given how there should be around 15 ghosts for every living person - AND I HAVE DEFINITELY NOT SEEN FIFTEEN GHOSTS - the only logical explanation is this: they are all ALREADY in space.
Utahraptor: GASP
Banner: Ghosts come out at night, and it's always night in space
T-Rex: Don't @ me!
Banner: Don't @ me