T-Rex: One day, Patrick Stewart (no relation to any celebrities that share that name, this is an original character) rubbed a magic lamp and a genie came out! She said she'd grant him three wishes. Pat was excited!
T-Rex: And his first wish was to wish for infinite wishes!
T-Rex: The genie said "Okay, fine, now you have infinite wishes". Pat spent the next few wishes putting restrictions on what he could wish for: nothing with outcomes he'd consider "ironic" or "upsetting", nothing that would result in him losing access to his wishes, nothing that would reduce his wish store by more than one wish at a time, etc. All the safeties he could think of!
Utahraptor: And then what happened?
T-Rex: And then it was time for Pat to CHANGE THE WORLD.
T-Rex: Pat's first wish was for universal peace, which was achieved by killing EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE except Pat!
Utahraptor: But that goes against Pat's wish rules for no upsetting outcomes!
T-Rex: No! BECAUSE IN A TWIST ENDING, PAT'S A PSYCHOPATH WHO LOVES MURDER!! HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!!
Narrator: SORRY FOR NOT WARNING YOU THIS COMIC WOULD CONTAIN AN EXTREMELY TERRIFYING STORY
Narrator: HAPPY HALLOWE'EN
