T-Rex: Hey, who needs a volunteer to go live on the moon?

T-Rex: BECAUSE I, T-REX, AM HEREBY VOLUNTEERING.

Dromiceiomimus: Wow, T-Rex, you really want to leave both us AND everyone else who ever lived to go chill on a lifeless rock?
T-Rex: YES. Because you know what you ALSO escape when you escape everyone else? Their GERMS. The common cold is only common because y'all are CARRYING it everywhere. Alone, on the moon, it will FINALLY be impossible for me to catch a disease!

Utahraptor: You might arrive there with some disease already in you.
T-Rex: Sure! MAYBE!

T-Rex: But after a few months of living alone, I will never lose a day to someone else's second-hand illness EVER AGAIN! Heck, this must be why folks become hermits! For the BOUNDLESS PRODUCTIVITY!!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, don't -
T-Rex: Goodbye, society!!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Hello, society!
Off panel: Hey buddy!
T-Rex: I missed: meals