Narrator: THE SIX TYPES OF STORIES: 1) MAN VS MAN
Off panel: You're stupid!
T-Rex: What?!

Narrator: 2) MAN VS HIMSELF
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I'm stupid!
T-Rex: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Narrator: 3) MAN VS NATURE
T-Rex: You know who's really stupid though? NATURE.
T-Rex: That's right, nature! As an abstract concept you can't talk back!
T-Rex: WHO'S STUPID NOW??

Narrator: 4) NATURE VS ROBOCOP
Utahraptor: RoboCop got trapped in a bunch of vines!
T-Rex and Utahraptor: AGAIN

Narrator: 5) NATURE VS NURTURE
T-Rex: In this scenario Earth has a duplicate, Nemesis, which orbits on the opposite side of the sun, which is why we never detected it, and instead of Mother Nature, they have a vengeful Mother Nurture!
Utahraptor: Kick asssssss

Narrator: 6) ALL PREVIOUS STORY TYPES BUT WITH ": THE UNAUTHORIZED PORN PARODY" AFTER THEIR TITLES
T-Rex: That's right! According to your literature professor, THESE ARE THE ONLY STORIES WE'VE EVER MANAGED TO INVENT!!