Narrator: PRESENTING: THE ADVENTURES OF THE MAN WHO INSISTS ON CALLING EVERY FORM OF WATER "WATER".
T-Rex: Wow! Look at all that water out there!

Narrator: (HE'S LOOKING AT A FIELD OF SNOW:)
T-Rex: Water as far as the eye can see!

Narrator: (NOW HE'S DISCUSSING ICE SKATING:)
T-Rex: Wow! Did you think she'd be able to land that QUADRUPLE axel, a jump which, I remind you, no skater has ever landed on competition water?
Dromiceiomimus: I did not.
T-Rex: It looked like some good water for skating.
Dromiceiomimus: *sigh*

Narrator: (NOW HE'S RUNNING FROM A MOUNTAINOUS CLOUD OF SCALDING STEAM:)
T-Rex: Run! Run from the attack water!

Narrator: (NOW HE'S FACING THE MOUNTAINOUS CLOUD OF SCALDING STEAM:)
T-Rex: We can't let this water win, Utahraptor. We must defeat this angry floaty water before it defeats us.
Utahraptor: IT'S CALLED STEAM! It's even moaning "steaaaam" as it tries to boil us alive! HOW ARE WE STILL HAVING THIS ARGUMENT??

Narrator: (NOW HE'S MERGING WITH THE STEAM:)
Off panel: yOu WiLl jOiN tHe StEaM aNd BeCoMe ThE sTeAm LiKe AlL tHe ReSt
T-Rex: I'm sorry, I simply don't understand that word you keep saying. Is this "steam" some sort of water??
Off panel: CoMe oNnNnNn, dUdE