T-Rex: One day T-Rex, who was the perfect guy and had zero faults, was being praised by all his friends re: how great he is. T-Rex nodded, sexily handsomely.

T-Rex: (Great news, readers: he was super sexy-handsome too!!)

Dromiceiomimus: UGH. T-Rex, everyone knows you've got to give fictional characters FLAWS.
T-Rex: Okay everyone says that, but why? Why is it SUCH A CHORE to read about someone who is SUPREMELY COMPETENT? That sounds like a great time to me! I love competent people! They're great! Super reliable folks!

Utahraptor: Yeah, but it's not realistic!
T-Rex: So?! Who reads books for REALISM??

Utahraptor: Well, I believe readers of non-fict-
T-Rex: BESIDES readers of non-fiction, OBVS. Fiction's where I wanna see amazing things! Give me robots! Energy beings! Sad vampires, if you really have to! Why is "a perfect dude" the only thing that's off the table??

T-Rex: Besides, GOD'S supposed to be perfect, right? And people CLAIM to read the Bible all the time!!
God: YEAH BUT IN MY BOOK ALL THE CHARACTERS DON'T JUST SIT AROUND SAYING HOW GREAT I AM
God: ...
God: WAIT A SEC