T-Rex: One day Johnny died and became a ghost. He was pretty chuffed because he didn't want to die, but being a ghost was like being alive only now you didn't have to die anymore, so it was a pretty big score for Johnny.

Narrator: JOHNNY THE GHOST

T-Rex: Johnny decided to become a helpful ghost. He would smash plates, but only to wake you up to warn you of dangerously high carbon monoxide levels in your kitchen. Instead of possessing people to make them swear and spew vomit more than they usually did, he'd possess them to help build up their confidence during difficult conversations, or in the workplace.

Utahraptor: Sounds like the best ambassador ghosts ever had!
T-Rex: Oh, he was!

T-Rex: Johnny's example encouraged other ghosts, who realized that maybe rattling chains at the elderly wasn't the most productive use of their LITERAL IMMORTALITY. Soon ghosts were valued members of society, with special "night rooms" kept in offices where the dead could work even during the day.

T-Rex: With the older generation now keeping their jobs even as ghosts, this was yet another baloney thing millennials had to deal with when entering the workplace, but there are always unintended consequences to every act and you can't win them all.
T-Rex: THE END.