T-Rex: Some people who have weiners describe them as "a grower, not a show-er". It's ALWAYS handy to have a rhyme to help you remember the properties of your own body AND/OR identity!

Narrator: HANDY RHYMES FOR SITUATIONS
Narrator: IN CASE YOU NEED THEM

T-Rex: If you like music but can't play an instrument, tell people you're "a hummer, not a strummer". If you like sports but get winded and need to take breaks, remind all that you're "a sitter, not a quitter!" If you have sex for money but people think you've been slacking off on the job, tell 'em you're "a sex worker, not a sex shirker!"
Dromiceiomimus: That must come up a lot.
T-Rex: YOU'D BE SURPRISED

T-Rex: If you get naked for money but have no desire for fictional people to be dating, you're "a stripper, not a shipper!"

Utahraptor: These are, um... pretty sex-focused?
T-Rex: NO REGRETS!! Incidentally, if people keep trying to make telephone calls using your erection, stress that you've got "a boner, not a phone-er".

T-Rex: THAT'S RIGHT, WALK AWAY!!
T-Rex: KEEP ACTING LIKE YOU WON'T BE THANKING ME WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER ANNOYING PEOPLE MISUSING BONERS AND HAVE THE PERFECT MOT JUSTE