Narrator: DOG FACTS
T-Rex: There are many facts about dogs! Here are but a few of them.

T-Rex: FACT: Dogs are alive. Some of them, anyway!!

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T-Rex: FACT: Dogs are good at smelling but not so good at seeing. They can't even see the colour red!
Dromiceiomimus: But red is like the #1 easiest colour to see!
T-Rex: I KNOW!! But dogs are all "geez my body isn't built to see this dang colour, geez, I bet I could smell it though".

Utahraptor: Could we engineer dogs that smell colours?
T-Rex: Maybe! It's like, what do we really know about dogs??

T-Rex: They'd need to smell light, which seems CRAZY. But not impossible? Senses are just different ways we experience data, and you could convert light to smells, right?
Utahraptor: But isn't colour a quale: a private, ineffable, subjective experience that can never truly be shared? Do dogs have qualia??

Narrator: DOGS
Narrator: • I DUNNO MAN
Narrator: • THEY RAISE SOME DEEP QUESTIONS
Narrator: • I DUNNO