Narrator: FACTS ABOUT HORSES
Narrator: PRINT OUT THIS COMIC AND PUT IT IN YOUR WALLET!
Narrator: THAT WAY YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ACCESS TO HORSE FACTS

Narrator: WE DID GIRAFFE FACTS BEFORE SO PUT IT NEXT TO THAT ONE

Narrator: YOU DO TOO HAVE ROOM IN YOUR WALLET FOR ALL THESE FACTS; ANYWAY, DID YOU KNOW THAT ADULT HORSES SLEEP ABOUT THREE HOURS A DAY?
Narrator: THAT'S NOT THAT MUCH WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT

Narrator: ALSO HORSES HAVE THE BIGGEST EYES OF ANY LAND MAMMAL!
Narrator: THEY'RE PRETTY BIG

Narrator: DUE TO THEIR EYE PLACEMENT HORSES CAN SEE ALMOST 360 DEGREES AT ONCE
Narrator: THAT'S A LOT OF DEGREES, PROBABLY IT'S PRETTY HANDY
Narrator: OKAY! THAT'S IT FOR HORSE FACTS TODAY

Narrator: IF YOU FOUND THIS WALLET, IMAGINE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO'D CARRY AROUND THIS COMIC IN IT. KINDA MAKES YOU WANT TO RETURN THEIR WALLET, HUH? GIVE THEM A CALL, THEIR NUMBER IS 〚blank〛!
Narrator: IF THERE'S NO NUMBER, DUDE, SCORE, ENJOY THE FREE WALLET