T-Rex: Contractions! They're useful when we want to say "do not" but don't have time to say EVERY SOUND in our sentence because we're all SUCH BUSY PEOPLE, so instead we say "don't".
T-Rex: And if you ask me it's high time for some NEW CONTRACTIONS!
T-Rex: I say "Let's order a pizza" frequently enough - AND I'M NOT ALONE - that I propose we start saying "let's'o'pizza", pronounced "lets-o-pizza"! It has the added benefit of sounding like you're putting on a cartoon Italian accent.
Dromiceiomimus: Yes! "Benefit".
T-Rex: Let's'o'pizza and talk this over, Dromiceiomimus!!
Utahraptor: Hey, can we shorten "it"? I use it all the time and I'm looking to speed things up.
T-Rex: We already do, dude!
T-Rex: "'Twas" and "'Tis"! Short for "it was" and "it is". Anything that starts with "it" you can contract, and 'twill sound great!
Utahraptor: 'Thappens to sound weird.
T-Rex: 'Tsounds good to me, and, AND, the world will be MUCH IMPROVED if we bring this back.
Narrator: SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Off panel: Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt. 'Tis so big!!
T-Rex: SEE? SEE, THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT SEVERAL DAYS AGO!!
