T-Rex: Everyone needs a bio on Twitter Dot Com Slash Your Twitter Name! Well, everyone who signed up for Twitter.
T-Rex: Look.
T-Rex: You brought this problem on yourself.
T-Rex: Okay, so let's say your Twitter bio is "I'm fun and have cool interests! :) :D :o ;I"
T-Rex: We gotta punch this up: tell us your cool interests!
Dromiceiomimus: "I like eating, drinking, and music"?
T-Rex: NICE. But we need more sentences and adjectives. Try passionate, lifelong, incurable, freelance, unashamed, or diehard. And add guru, ninja, junkie, trailblazer, creator, AND/OR evangelist after those dang verbs!
Utahraptor: "Incurable eating trailblazer. Unashamed drinking evangelist. Diehard freelance music ninja."
T-Rex: EVEN NICER!
T-Rex: Now we just gotta spike it with some vaguely appealing single-word sentences. "Explorer. Romantic. Inventor. Eccentric." And you're done! You've got a Twitter bio to be "proud" of.
Utahraptor: Did you put "proud" in air quotes?
T-Rex: Hah! What a question!!
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: T-Rex, your Twitter bio just says "Sexy in that trashy way. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah you do. You know. Shut up, you do."
T-Rex: YEAH I'M OPERATING ON AN ADVANCED LEVEL HERE, THANKS
