Narrator: HOW TO BE MANLY
T-Rex: Wrestling a bear!
T-Rex: No wait!
T-Rex: Winning at wrestling a bear!!
T-Rex: Winning at wrestling a bear WHILE showing off secondary sexual characteristics that are related to the male sex, such as a greater muscle mass around the front of the femur and a higher hip-to-waist ratio than prepubescent males and females AND adult females, on average!
Dromiceiomimus: SO HOT
T-Rex: I know, right? There's no mistaking that THIS person is biologically male!
Utahraptor: What about winning at wrestling a bear WHILE WASTING FOOD?
T-Rex: OMG
Utahraptor: Winning at wrestling a bear while wasting food, having good femur muscles, AND making out with another man?
T-Rex: YES. OMG. THIS GUY IS SO MANLY THAT OTHER MEN WANT TO BE MEN WITH HIM. AHH I CAN'T EVEN DEAL.
Narrator: CONGRATULATIONS
Narrator: YOU ARE NOW MANLY AND HAVE A PET BEAR AND A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP
Narrator: SIR, NOTHING CAN STOP YOU NOW
