T-Rex: Having a baby? Afraid you might "saddle" your child with a terrible name? Well GOOD NEWS, because it's time for -
God: NO WE'RE NOT DOING THAT
T-Rex: Doing what?
God: YOU WERE GOING TO SAY TIME FOR HORSE NAMES THAT ALSO WORK FOR BABY NAMES BUT THERE ARE PRECISELY ZERO HORSE NAMES THAT ALSO WORK FOR BABIES
T-Rex: Thunder Legs, Longnose Booty, and Ironshoes Maneheart IV.
God: YOU
God: YOU'RE ONLY PROVING MY POINT
T-Rex: Hey everyone! Who here wishes their parents named them "Ironshoes Maneheart IV"?
Utahraptor: I do!!
Utahraptor: But instead of "Ironshoes", "IronCLAW". Instead of "Maneheart", "DEATHheart". And instead of "IV", "The Final Harbinger Of Chaos".
T-Rex: "Ironclaw Deathheart, The Final Harbinger of Chaos."
Utahraptor: Oh GOD, yes.
God: ALRIGHT
God: OKAY OBVIOUSLY THAT WOULD ALSO BE AN AMAZING NAME FOR A HORSE
T-Rex: See??
