Narrator: TRUE FACTS ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE ACTOR
T-Rex: Your favourite actor is so good! Did you know your favourite actor had a childhood problem but they overcame it?
T-Rex: And NOW, your favourite actor supports that charity or cause you like!
T-Rex: Aww!
T-Rex: Not everyone knows this, but your favourite actor has precisely the sexual orientation you wish they had! You know the one? Yeah, the really cool one. Exactly!
Dromiceiomimus: OH MAN!
T-Rex: I know! This has some VERY incredibly exciting implications regarding the plausible canonicity of your fan fictions!
Utahraptor: Does my favourite actor have... A TOUCH OF DANGER??
T-Rex: Hah! Do trees have sexes??
Utahraptor: Hmm. Wait, I'm not sure. Do they?
T-Rex: Well, actually, some plants have male and female individuals, while others might produce flowers that are just male or just female, while still others produce flowers that have both male AND female parts.
T-Rex: Oh, I almost forgot the best part!! The only reason your favourite actor never writes back to you is because, even though they're super successful, they're secretly really shy around the people that they like!
Off panel: *GASP*
Off panel: I KNEW IT
