T-Rex: David woke up with the ability to read other people's minds! He had to read them like a book though, so it kinda sucked.

T-Rex: Like, he'd stare intently at your forehead and swipe it occasionally to turn the page!

T-Rex: This made his skill not what you'd call "super useful". He could only read your innermost secrets if he was standing really close to you, and you could stop him by wearing a toque or a headband.
Dromiceiomimus: Still!
T-Rex: That's what David said! "Still! Not bad! Looks like things are turning around for ol' David!"

Utahraptor: Then he realized that, just like a book, he could tear out pages!
T-Rex: What? No!

Utahraptor: He became a catburglar, robbing people at night and erasing their memories of ever owning the thing he robbed as they slept. "Forgive and forget," he'd say!
T-Rex: No!! He's supposed to read his OWN mind and get REAL GOOD at, you know, self actualization and stuff.

T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Aw frig, my friends are better at writing my own stories than I am! Hah hah hah I am a fraud and a failure hah hah hah whyyyyyy
T-Rex: Um yours is good too though