T-Rex: In the future, we'll all have one cyborg eye paired with with one normal eye for dramatic contrast! We'll have one more thing too:
T-Rex: a little thing called GOOD MANNERS??
Narrator: T-REX PREDICTS:
Narrator: ETIQUETTE OF THE FUTURE
T-Rex: During sexual encounters you shouldn't record things without permission, so initially we'll all squint our cyber eyes shut or wear pirate eye patches during sex. The "one eye squint" look will quickly become eroticized, soon becoming what the "dropped handkerchief" was in the 18th century or the "c00l n00dz" were in the early 21st century!
Utahraptor: We'll also all have computers crammed in our brains!
T-Rex: YES, OBVIOUSLY WE'D DO THAT.
T-Rex: And while the older generation will think it's rude to pay attention to brain computers while talking to someone else, the younger generation will do the opposite and automate most conversations.
Utahraptor: I look forward to your future, T-Rex!
T-Rex: As do I!
Narrator: IS IT HARD TO BE A FUTURIST??
T-Rex: Dude, I just predicted that in the future not everyone will want their sex recorded but some will, and many elderly people will believe teens are behaving SOMEWHAT TOO RUDELY.
T-Rex: Being a futurist is MAD EASY, yo!
