T-Rex: One day Joe went in the kitchen and produced a sandwich so sloppy that we had to call it a "Sloppy Joe"!
T-Rex: Joe's probably dead now.
T-Rex: But we all remember him when we're hungry!
T-Rex: That's because Joe knew the secret: EPONYMOUS FOODSTUFF. His name will live on for as long as we want a noun that means "Hey, spoon some chili on a bun because I'll eat that. I swear to god, I will eat that right now."
Dromiceiomimus: Inventing food can be tricky!
T-Rex: I'VE GOT A PLAN: take an existing food, and add ketchup. Pour ketchup on nachos: that's a Sexy Rex, baby!
Utahraptor: Nachos are already named after Ignacio "Nacho" Anaya, dude!
T-Rex: Seriously?
T-Rex: Okay, well, Nacho got there first and I'll give him that, and sure, maybe adding cheese to an existing food is a better strategy than ketchup. Okay, the Sexy Rex is now when you add cottage cheese to cereal instead of milk. Come over, we'll try it together.
Utahraptor: eugh.
Narrator: SHORTLY:
T-Rex: If you'll excuse me, Utahraptor, I need to go drop a barf, change my name to "Chili Cheese Friesontheside", and NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN.
Off panel: Cool beans, me too
