T-Rex: BEHOLD: my wholly original narrative! Once upon a time there was a little prince who lived all alone on an asteroi-
God: THAT STORY'S BEEN DONE

T-Rex: Once upon a time -
God: THAT PHRASE HAS BEEN DONE TOO

T-Rex: Okay, okay, I can do this. There was a time... of which... upon...
God: SO FAR SO GOOD
T-Rex: There was a time of which upon... rested... a dog?
Dromiceiomimus: Killer story, dude! CHOICE word structure!

T-Rex: I'm TRYING to be original, but all the good ngrams have already been said!
Utahraptor: So stop searching the dregs!

Utahraptor: Dude, you REALLY want to tell a new story? Tell it in a new LANGUAGE. One developed specifically for that one narrative, every semantic and syntactic choice supporting its characters and theme. A beautiful single-use crystal, useless in all other endeavours but still sublimely perfect for its one and only true purpose.

T-Rex: Holy smokes, that was beautiful! I -
T-Rex: I gotta go lie down and process it for a while.
Off panel: Thanks, I made it up myself!