T-Rex: Walk around town and you'll see for sale signs outside some houses and they are AMAZINGLY TERRIBLE. Here's what they don't have: the price of the house and the words "hey, maybe you should buy this house".
T-Rex: Here's what they DO have: some random real-estate agent's name in a giant font!
T-Rex: And I'm sorry to be the one to break this to an ENTIRE INDUSTRY, but nobody cares about your name, real-estate agents. There's a reason Coke is called Coke and not "John Pemberton's Weird Slurry" and Apple isn't called "Ronald Wayne" and McDonald's isn't called - okay this is a bad example but you get my point.
Utahraptor: And that reason is marketing?
T-Rex: Hells yesses!
T-Rex: Unless your name is "Muscles X. Houseblaster" you can come up with WAY better branding than your friggin' name. I'm gonna be a real-estate agent and I'm gonna show y'all how it's done.
Utahraptor: I look forward to your signage.
T-Rex: As well you should.
〚a sign advertising a house for sale, using various clashing fonts〛
Sign: 〚with an arrow pointing at a picture of T-Rex〛 HELLO I SEE YOU NOTICED THIS HOUSE HAS A NAKED DINOSAUR OUT FRONT
Sign: You should buy it already!
Sign: This House Costs $200,000 But If You Offer Less We'll Probably Accept That Too!! (A Guy Died In It)
Sign: *** YOU CAN HAVE SEX IN EVERY ROOM OF THIS HOUSE BUT ONLY IF YOU BUY IT FIRST ***
