Narrator: THE DINOSAUR COMICS GUIDE TO VIRAL CONTENT
T-Rex: I love you!

Narrator: MAKE IT MORE VIRAL!
T-Rex: I love you, please RT!

Narrator: MAKE IT MORE STICKY!
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Narrator: EVEN MORE VIRAL!!
T-Rex: I Just Admitted To Experiencing The #1 Most Powerful Emotion!
Utahraptor: And No, It's NOT What You Think!!

Narrator: TURN VIRAL LEVEL TO 11!
T-Rex: YOU NEED TO SEE THIS RIGHT NOW: The 10 People You WISH Loved You... And The One That Actually Does!
Utahraptor: Only 1% Of People Will Ever Solve This Puzzle! Two NASA Engineers Tried For Years And Failed! Can YOU Solve This Riddle Called LOVE??

Narrator: VIRAL LEVEL HAS BROKEN OFF BECAUSE WE TURNED IT UP TOO HARD!!!
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