T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes knocked on T-Rex's door. "I deduce you are home, good buddy!" the world's greatest detective except Batman said.

T-Rex: "Guilty as charged!" T-Rex laughed, opening the door!

T-Rex: "I need your help with another one of my mysterious cases," Sherlock said. "Again?" T-Rex sighed, smiling and motioning for Sherlock to come in. "Well, I guess nothing clears up a case so much as stating it to another person!" T-Rex said. Sherlock sat down, pulling out a notebook labelled "ALL MY GREATEST LINES ARE STOLEN FROM T-REX".
T-Rex: "Oooh, dude, I'm gonna steal that," Sherlock said.

T-Rex: "Tell me about the case," T-Rex said!
Utahraptor: "Okay I will!!" shouted Sherlock, stripping naked.

T-Rex: What? No he didn't! Sherlock Holmes kept his clothes on.
Utahraptor: No, he's naked now. He's asking for your help in "The Mystery of The Two Close Male Friends Who Got Naked With Each Other; The Mystery Was How It Was SO FRIGGIN' HOT".
T-Rex: *gasp*

Narrator: LATER, AT THE PUBLISHING HOUSE:
Off panel: I'm sorry, this reads like historical fiction that decided half-way through it was going to be erotica.
T-Rex: Yes! Yes.
T-Rex: You say that like it's a bad thing??