T-Rex: Polysyndeton is when you use a lot of conjunctions and you chain phrases together and you go and you go and you don't stop until you have used polysyndeton!

Narrator: LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS
Narrator: today's technique
Narrator: POLYSYNDETON

T-Rex: You can use it for rhythm or you can use it for cadence or you can use it in case commas are expensive but there is a big ol' sale on conjunctions! It can also make your writing appear childlike and if that is the sort of thing you're into then this is a good way of doing that.

Utahraptor: There's really not much to it, huh?
T-Rex: It's pretty straightforward!

T-Rex: BASICALLY, any place you'd use a comma, write "and" and/or "but" and/or "anyway whatever" instead. For example, "It was the best of times but anyway whatever it was the worst of times." Isn't that better?
Utahraptor: Um
T-Rex: ISN'T THAT BETTER??

Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND:
T-Rex: Hey Shakespeare! Mess up your plays with some polysyndeton!!
Off panel: t-rex don't you have other things to do
T-Rex: Besides travel back in time to hang out with my friends?
T-Rex: Nooooooope