T-Rex: The camera opens on an idyllic farmland scene: grain gently waving in the breeze, a red farmhouse in the distance. It's all, like, quiet farm stuff.
T-Rex: Suddenly, a futuristic, heavily-armoured flying car shoots past the farmhouse!
T-Rex: The audience sighs a sigh of relief because this story just got awesome. But then, the car flies off into the distance and we're stuck looking at wheat! A few minutes pass, and we hear the sound of explosions and laser weapons fire coming from the distance, all "KAPOW" and "pew pew pew", all "zzzzzot" and "kksccchh-POW!!!"
Utahraptor: What's causing the rad explosions?
T-Rex: All I can say is: if the grain knows, it's not telling!!
T-Rex: And that means we don't know either. We hear distant shouting, but can't make out any words. Then the noise of - a dog? A wolf? Wait, maybe an elephant? Oh man, are there elephants over there??
T-Rex: ...We simply can't say.
T-Rex: THE END
T-Rex: PS MY MOVIE IS A METAPHOR FOR WHAT HAPPENED TWO YEARS AGO WHEN NOBODY TEXTED ME THAT THERE WAS A RAD PARTY GOING ON
T-Rex: LISTEN, MOVIES TAKE A REALLY LONG TIME TO BRING TO MARKET OKAY
