Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: Our first question comes from a very handsome man. Oh my gosh it's me!!
T-Rex: And I'm all, how come there isn't an east pole and a west pole?
T-Rex: And now that I've asked that I'm thinking, hey, the north and south poles are really just the points the Earth rotates around, right? So an east and west pole don't really make sense.
Dromiceiomimus: Right. But we have marked the line they'd fall along, if they existed. We call it "the equator".
T-Rex: Soooooo... scientists thought of this.
Utahraptor: Yep!
T-Rex: Well, looks like I'm fresh out of questions to ask the Professor. You got anything?
Utahraptor: Just "if I die and go to heaven do the digestive bacteria in my stomach go too, before you answer what if I'm evil, could my gut flora go to heaven without me and if so where would they live?"
God: OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT EVIL PEOPLE'S GUT FLORA
T-Rex: What?!
God: DUDE DON'T NARC ON ME LET ME FIX THIS OKAY
God: COME ON MAN TELL ME YOU'RE COOL I GOTTA KNOW YOU'RE COOL
