Narrator: LET'S ALL LEARN ABOUT THE OCEAN
T-Rex: Ah yes, the ocean. The comparatively-viscous sky of the sea!
T-Rex: It's where we keep most of our salty liquids!
T-Rex: Grab a map and what do you see? OCEANS. But surprise, the map is lying because it says "there's definitely an Atlantic Ocean and a Pacific Ocean, honest" when HELLO, it's all the same water! All the oceans are LITERALLY TOUCHING.
T-Rex: There's no wall or anything.
T-Rex: It's just like - water?
Utahraptor: I was promised ocean facts!
T-Rex: FINE
T-Rex: Did you know ocean covers 71% of the planet? That's really boring, but it's also true!
Utahraptor: You've got to SELL it, T-Rex! Ocean doesn't cover 71% of the planet. 71% of our planet's ground hates us SO MUCH that an unprotected visit to it means INSTANT and UNESCAPABLE DEATH.
T-Rex: Well, I mean, it might take a few minutes to drown.
Off panel: I was referring to the water pressure crushing you into a tiny sphere.
T-Rex: Hah hah, sweet!
T-Rex: I forgot about that!!