T-Rex: Last night I was stranded hours away from home. Things were looking pretty grim for Team T-Rex until I got a ride!
T-Rex: Thank you, America!!
T-Rex: Yes, thank you Jane America, the plausibly-named woman who gave me that ride!
T-Rex: I just want to say this to America and her whole family of Americans: thanks for doing what I wanted yesterday. Jane America has a lot of influence, and it's great to know that when it counts, the Americans are on the side of What I Preferred, Thanks.
Dromiceiomimus: Has this Jane America you speak of done otherwise before?
T-Rex: America, she... may be involved in several international conflicts, okay?
Utahraptor: Wait - SEVERAL of them?
T-Rex: Listen, America's great! And I say this as a non-American!
T-Rex: Jane America may have messed up in the past but yesterday, WHEN IT COUNTED, she did not. And sure, America may have put more of her fellow citizens in jail than any other industrialized -
Utahraptor: T-Rex, if you want this thank-you to be good, you need to stop talking now.
T-Rex: Dear Americans! You just love putting high fructose corn syrup in everything, but that's okay because I just love YOU
