T-Rex: Hello! Do you have a corporation? Perhaps you ARE a corporation, making its first shambling steps towards sentience? Either way, you need a slogan, and for that you need...
Narrator: T-REX'S CORPORATE SLOGAN GENERATOR
T-Rex: First, pick your favourite adjective. May I suggest "Trending", "Collectable", or "Brownish"? Then pick your second-favourite adjective, like "Community", "Actionable", or "Macabre". Don't worry, we're almost done! Finally, pick a noun or verb and it helps if it's related to what you do. For example "Tweeting", "Services", or if you have a terrible imagination, "Corporation".
Utahraptor: Okay so... now what?
T-Rex: Slap a period after each word and you're done, babies!
T-Rex: You're now totally down with trendy corporate slogans! Or should I say, "Trendy. Corporate. Slogans."?
Utahraptor: Coke: Brownish. Affordable. Drinkproduct.
T-Rex: Oh man, is Mr. Coke here? Because I think I hear him getting his chequebook out!
T-Rex: Yep, he's being pretty noisy about it!
T-Rex: Oh no, now that he's got his wallet out he's pulling other things out of his pocket too! He's got a gun!! He's shooting Mr. Pepsi!!
T-Rex: Oh noooooooo why can't my favourite corporations just get along???
