Narrator: LET'S LOOK FOR AN APARTMENT
T-Rex: How hard could it be?

Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: If you were offering a room for rent, wouldn't you want to include photos of the room? And wouldn't you want to include more information than "ROOM 4 RENT PLZ B HOT"??
Dromiceiomimus: How big is the room?
T-Rex: Apparently the smokin' hot among us care not for physical dimensions??

Narrator: SOON:
Utahraptor: All these listings say "no pets", but you have a pet!
T-Rex: The universe is mean to me

Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: This listing says you must be ABDL. What does "ABDL" stand for, Utahraptor? "Always Boning Da Ladies"?
Utahraptor: Adult Baby Diaper Lover.
T-Rex: Oh.
T-Rex: ...I'm not one of those yet

Narrator: FINALLY:
T-Rex: Hah hah hah I'll just live in a box
T-Rex: Hah hah hah hah hah