T-Rex: Annie McDonald's is fourteen years old, and in seven days, she'll invent the hamburger - and with it, the restaurant that still bears her name!
T-Rex: That is, if she can make it through the week!!
T-Rex: Her home life is a scalding hot mess: her parents make her prepare all their meals, always demanding she cook faster and faster! And her personal life is no better: Poppo P. Pepsi and Jimmy Coke both want her to go exclusive - and the prom's TONIGHT!
Dromiceiomimus: Plus she's flunking Business Ethics!
T-Rex: DROMICEIOMIMUS this is BRAND FANFICTION not BRAND LABOUR RECORD EDUTAINMENT CORNER, THANKS.
Utahraptor: But hamburgers predate McDonald's!
T-Rex: Dude, I KNOW THIS.
T-Rex: But it makes STORY sense for Annie to be singularly responsible for both the food and the restaurant. How many books are there about McDonald's history?
Utahraptor: Probably plenty!
T-Rex: EXACTLY. But how many cast McDonald's as a confused but inventive young girl on the cusp of ADULTHOOD??
T-Rex: Also on the cusp of grinding cows into a mash, shaping it into a patty, cooking it, and serving it in a bun with lettuce and junk on top??
T-Rex: AKA THE MOST POWERFUL, IF CONFUSING, METAPHOR FOR WOMANHOOD I HAVE EVER PERSONALLY CONCEIVED??
