Narrator: LET'S ALL LEARN ABOUT CATS
T-Rex: Okay! The first cat was named "Carty McCat"!

Narrator: LET'S ALL LEARN TRUE FACTS ABOUT CATS
T-Rex: Aww maaaaan!

T-Rex: FINE. Cats evolved from protocats, probably. I dunno. I bet we domesticated cats because we liked them and found them convenient. You can catch diseases from cats. You can catch diseases from anything. LIFE HACK: Don't lick anything you don't want to get sick from!
T-Rex: That includes subway poles!!

Utahraptor: You don't seem to be that big into these cat facts, my friend!
T-Rex: I honestly don't know much about cats!

T-Rex: I could tell you some dog facts that would BLOW YOUR MIND, but when it comes to cat facts, I don't really - know... any?
Utahraptor: Cats are the most popular pet in the world and a group of cats is called a clowder.
T-Rex: Thank you. Utahraptor, ladies and gentlemen!

God: HERE'S A CAT FACT T-REX YOU CAN'T SPELL "FACTS" WITHOUT JUMBLING UP THE LETTERS IN "CATS"
God: OH AND WITHOUT THROWING AN "F" INTO THE MIX TOO OF COURSE
T-Rex: Thank you. THE CREATOR OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, ladies and gentlemen

February 17th, 2012: You know what's back in stock? WHITEBOARDS!! NICE.

So for fun in the evenings I've been reviewing page-by-page the crazy novelization of Back to the Future, written before the movie was released and in doing so I mentioned one of my brother's stories (how he got pulled behind a car like Marty, but fell got all scraped up) and I'd forgotten that my brother made a comic zine about that experience almost a decade ago! He's now put the complete story online in high res and I recommend you read it - it's a great comic that's really about a kid growing up in rural Ontario and wanting to skateboard, and it's got a really cool visual style! It's called It's all Marty's Fault.

Enjoy!

One year ago today: there's actually tons of competing companies and predictions, utahraptor, so we're going to have to work several jobs in parallel to make this dream - this future - a reality. you're gonna quit your job so we can laugh at silly dresses, okay?

– Ryan