T-Rex: The first telegram sent read "WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT": an amazingly classy message for an amazingly classy medium!
God: DUDE THAT'S SUPER CLASSY
T-Rex: I know! Nice work, Telegraph Joe!
Narrator: CLASSINESS OF MEDIA BY FIRST MESSAGE SENT
Narrator: #1: TELEGRAPH
Narrator: #2: TELEPHONE
T-Rex: The first message sent on the telephone was "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you", which is obviously less classy but still not terrible. It's a solid "Bro, let's hang out, bro" message! Plus: it's got a nice Sherlock Holmes reference!
Dromiceiomimus: No it doesn't
T-Rex: Nice work, Telephone Tim!
Narrator: #3: EMAIL
Utahraptor: Oh god, email. THE WORST.
T-Rex: IT'S SO BAD.
Utahraptor: The first email ever sent was "QWERTYUIOP", a caps lock dude literally running his finger along the keyboard, and we're surprised that email today is mostly lolcat forwards?
T-Rex: If you want a classy medium you need to start with a classy message! When I invent one, the first message is gonna be CLASS.
Narrator: #[LAST PLACE]: T-REX'S "WEE-MAIL":
T-Rex: It's email that's so fun you say "weeee!" and give a thumbs up when you read it! I just sent the first weemail ever: "weee - d(^_^d)"
T-Rex: Also!
T-Rex: That's the last wee-mail ever, I'm not made of weemails over here
